Wal-Mart won't do it?  Columbus Metropolitan Library, especially the main library, might be the cure. RBC has a corporate card, which you are welcome to pick up in my office.  CML has been known to grant our students cards.  While you're there--do some research! 

"CML is ranked #1 in the country by Hennen's American Public Library Rating Index. " (CML Web site)

"Consequently, our library is one of the most-used library systems in the country. It consistently ranks at the top of its class. The ranking is based on such categories as circulation of materials, customer visits per hour and number of volumes owned per capita. Last year, customers borrowed more than 16 million items, made 8.2 million visits to the library and asked 1.2 million reference questions." (CML Web site)

All you need to know, including local branch information, can be found at their Web site.

http://www.columbuslibrary.org